[Zapper is glad she came in here once before to scope it out (and grab goodies.) It means she gets the place set up pretty fast. She's listening to a song she finds fun while she fiddles with the mood lighting. Also, her clothes are in the bathroom. While she was in there, Zapper put on a set of lingerie she'd been interested in trying on since the costume room opened. The strappy heart was really cute to her, but she's not revealing that just yet, there's a thin black robe on over it. And for the hell of it, she's brought back all the things she took in here for her ABC week, but they're still in their stockings and scattered around. You never know when you'll need the Blo Ho Ho.
....All of this might be a bit much, but when Zapper does anything, she goes all out. Besides, this is basically supposed to be a crash course in, well, each other. She looks over at Gawain, her eyes glittering with mischief.]
Don't let me pick everything now. What struck your fancy when you came in here?
[ you ever have the urge to just. turn back around and walk out of a room? because that's really what he's feeling right about now. a desperate urge to flee and walk straight into the snow outside. incredible that a literal army of men and also a whole ravine of monsters couldn't instill the fear of god into him, but a single woman wearing lingerie can.
truly, women are at the top of the food chain.
but he is a man of his word and not about to backtrack after he promised her, so instead he's standing around, looking oddly deer in headlights as he looks very pointedly at her eyes and nothing else. even if the everything else is on display right now and very emphasized by her current choice of clothing. or lack of clothing?? suddenly it feels a little hard to breathe. (it's nice clothing though? it looks good on her. should he say that??? help.) ]
Struck my fancy? [ has what struck his fancy. ] You seem to have already prepared adequately for....this.
[ please, he's never seen a sex toy in his life before, how is he supposed to pick one. also i guess he's still in his SHIRT and PANTS because he's a loser. ]
[It doesn't have to be a - ok maybe sex toys were pretty strongly implied but listen, he could have a preferred type of lube. Oh god he's probably never heard of that either, maybe they should just move on. But man, she wanted to ease him in somehow, he's looking at her like he's about to piss himself. It's pretty funny actually, so she can't really mask her amusement.]
Look, I like to have fun and I don't do anything half-assed. Could definitely turn the lights down some more if it's too much though. Or music down, whatever. I can be nice if I try.
[ it's very cute that she's trying to look out for him in this strange new world of modern sex toys and lube. do they have lube in ye olde fantasyland? i really don't want to think about it.
gawain probaby doesn't want to think about it too hard either. he's more of a do kind of guy rather than a think kind of guy, so all this standing around (admittedly of his own volition) is not the greatest for him.
maybe he should just close his eyes (metaphorically) and bulldoze forward like he always does. ]
You said you like to have fun. [ yeah, she literally just said that. ] What do you enjoy then? Tell me and I'll do it.
[ at least he's.............direct. there's something good about that, maybe. ]
[Zapper was completely serious about why she invited him, so it's for the best if she makes sure he's comfortable. So she's trying. And this is blunt of him, but luckily she likes that in a person!]
Fine, Gawain, I can order you around if that's how we're playing it. That does sound like something I could have some fun with anyway.
[It's probably a good idea anyway, since there's a time limit on how long they can fool around before they're yote into the arctic. So she stops fooling around with the settings and struts right up to this... strong guy whose chest is level with her face, there's a lot of ways she could have fun with him. After a moment of consideration (whether or not to motorboat) she grabs his arm to turn him toward the bed.]
C'mon over here. [Once she's walked him a little bit there, she lets go and stands in between. Zapper turns her back to him, puts her hand on her hip, then looks over her shoulder at him which practically requires a Shaft Head Tilt. No, no, in the end they're here to learn about each other, he's not getting out of this without making any decisions.]
Now I'm gonna turn back around, and then I want you to grab a feel. Just pick your favorite... And then I'll go from there, come up with some ideas for ya.
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....All of this might be a bit much, but when Zapper does anything, she goes all out. Besides, this is basically supposed to be a crash course in, well, each other. She looks over at Gawain, her eyes glittering with mischief.]
Don't let me pick everything now. What struck your fancy when you came in here?
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truly, women are at the top of the food chain.
but he is a man of his word and not about to backtrack after he promised her, so instead he's standing around, looking oddly deer in headlights as he looks very pointedly at her eyes and nothing else. even if the everything else is on display right now and very emphasized by her current choice of clothing. or lack of clothing?? suddenly it feels a little hard to breathe. (it's nice clothing though? it looks good on her. should he say that??? help.) ]
Struck my fancy? [ has what struck his fancy. ] You seem to have already prepared adequately for....this.
[ please, he's never seen a sex toy in his life before, how is he supposed to pick one. also i guess he's still in his SHIRT and PANTS because he's a loser. ]
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[It doesn't have to be a - ok maybe sex toys were pretty strongly implied but listen, he could have a preferred type of lube. Oh god he's probably never heard of that either, maybe they should just move on. But man, she wanted to ease him in somehow, he's looking at her like he's about to piss himself. It's pretty funny actually, so she can't really mask her amusement.]
Look, I like to have fun and I don't do anything half-assed. Could definitely turn the lights down some more if it's too much though. Or music down, whatever. I can be nice if I try.
drags my corpse back in here, yikes
gawain probaby doesn't want to think about it too hard either. he's more of a do kind of guy rather than a think kind of guy, so all this standing around (admittedly of his own volition) is not the greatest for him.
maybe he should just close his eyes (metaphorically) and bulldoze forward like he always does. ]
You said you like to have fun. [ yeah, she literally just said that. ] What do you enjoy then? Tell me and I'll do it.
[ at least he's.............direct. there's something good about that, maybe. ]
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Fine, Gawain, I can order you around if that's how we're playing it. That does sound like something I could have some fun with anyway.
[It's probably a good idea anyway, since there's a time limit on how long they can fool around before they're yote into the arctic. So she stops fooling around with the settings and struts right up to this... strong guy whose chest is level with her face, there's a lot of ways she could have fun with him. After a moment of consideration
(whether or not to motorboat)she grabs his arm to turn him toward the bed.]C'mon over here. [Once she's walked him a little bit there, she lets go and stands in between. Zapper turns her back to him, puts her hand on her hip, then looks over her shoulder at him which practically requires a Shaft Head Tilt. No, no, in the end they're here to learn about each other, he's not getting out of this without making any decisions.]
Now I'm gonna turn back around, and then I want you to grab a feel. Just pick your favorite... And then I'll go from there, come up with some ideas for ya.